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on april fools day we should all change our icons to this
The post that started it all
*tour guide voice* and directly ahead you can see the origins of what is now known as the Mishapocalypse
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People shouldn’t be shamed for what they eat
Wanna eat meat? That’s okay
Wanna not eat meat? That’s okay
Wanna not eat anything the comes from animals at all? That’s okay
People shouldn’t be ashamed of what they eat, unless it’s people. Don’t eat people.
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looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year
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think about the first person to have twins
how freaking confused do you think they were omg
(Source: individually)
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i just ran onto my porch and screamed “CAN I JUST FUCKING BE GOOD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING” and a guy rode by on a bike and screamed “YOU ARE PERFECT AND YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE”
wow fuck thank you stranger thank you very much
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one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
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This is literally my favorite show ever.
And don’t you reblog this and say “that’s sad” or “how pathetic.”
Because there is a very good reason why I love this show.
These people are rednecks but they are not white trash. They don’t curse, they don’t handle themselves poorly, they love their wives and their children and each other.
They pray before every meal together. They are good, genuine people. They love Jesus and their families and ducks.
I’m sorry, your argument is invalid. Because this, right here, is real, good ole American entertainment.
YES^^^^^
(Source: everydaylifeasiseeit)
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if you ever feel sad, just remember that the first ever cloned cat in existence
was named copycat
they saw the opportunity and they took it
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is wayne brady gonna have to choke a drew?
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MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE
APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION
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If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.
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