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skittlesndrpepper: craigmothertucker: so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and...

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:37:09 -0600

craigmothertucker:

so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.

iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no...

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:33:48 -0600

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:33:17 -0600

THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN

twerking-amporas: ghilles: snarg: when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then...

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:31:55 -0600

twerking-amporas:

ghilles:

snarg:

when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them

Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.

they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit

anglosexual: chickensandwich: i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very...

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:31:38 -0600

anglosexual:

chickensandwich:

i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant

richard-sp8-jr: in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it...

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:31:05 -0600

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

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Fri, 24 May 2013 07:30:39 -0600

bananapolisher: dave

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:30:28 -0600

bananapolisher:

dave

heartcramp: Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask...

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:29:55 -0600

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

hotanimegirl: did this broccoli just flip me off?

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:28:28 -0600

hotanimegirl:

did this broccoli just flip me off?

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Fri, 24 May 2013 07:27:29 -0600

yellow-lab: touchmebad: equivalent these are some of my...

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:25:55 -0600

yellow-lab:

touchmebad:

equivalent

these are some of my favorite colors together

just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that...

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:24:13 -0600

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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brbjellyfishing: Maroon√25

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:22:07 -0600

brbjellyfishing:

Maroon√25

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Fri, 24 May 2013 07:21:54 -0600

ourspiritnow: The Riddle: anti-homophobia message from UN human...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:11:24 -0600

ourspiritnow:

The Riddle: anti-homophobia message from UN human rights office

“Together we will build a world that is free and equal.”

Thank you, UN, for working for equality and love. ouspiritnow

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:08:22 -0600

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soapiie: simonmarshallcolfer: so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:59:13 -0600

soapiie:

simonmarshallcolfer:

so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”

this post gave me major second hand embarrassment